NOTICE: After this blog, I will be writing in third person.
The warm, soft sun's rays leaped upon my mildly bronzed, and less than mildly sized arms reminded me how I should not let the hideous day of Tuesday ruin my mood; therefore I did what every wanna-be hipster does: drink Coffee. I left class early to treat myself to remind me how much better I am than Tuesday... Besides, who needs Tuesday, I don't need to love you! Such a dark thing Tuesday.. Why can't you love me...
As I stepped into Columbus Ohio's very own - Mission Coffee - I was immediately punched in the face with the aroma of coffee beans from different countries. I had never seen so many Macklemore haircuts, and fine leather boots, bags, and journals, that I wondered if I had accidentally walked into better smelling, worse lighting H&M... As I have mentioned before dear readers I have the tenacity of a small house cat, but the consistency and veternship of playing it cooler than even the titan Grease Lightning would dare to look at. I boldly, yet humbly, stumbled my way to the line, with a bit of spunk in my step.
Now imagine dear readers, the 3rd of 4th coolest person you've ever met (Of course behind the Dos Equis Man, Ulysses S. Grant and Michael Jackson-pre... well never mind), with the swagger of Steve Buscemi in Spy Kids 2, who wishes he was just a couple inches taller. This man you envision is me. This time the barista didn't even ask me what I wanted to drink, but out of nowhere dear readers Thunderstruck by AC/DC began playing over head, louder and louder.
The barista looked at me.
As he looked at me, he raised his eyebrow...
Then dear readers, I did what every darkhorse would do
I gave him the nod.
Immediately the barista began making the Cafe Americano that I had telepathically delivered to him. Its superb creaminess shocked me into a pool of whirling thoughts. The cup was full of excitement, with the blended strong, full espresso that complimented the hot water better than peanut butter does jelly. This cup of warm goodness sent from heaven above delivered a blend that a distinct, yet clean buttery hint of nuttiness throughout the cup.
Mission Coffee receives a 10/10, for its incredible staff, instagram lighting, date night possibility, and highly bearded population. Congrats Mission Coffee, you're a 10 out of 10, and #1 in my heart.
